So this beautiful piece of art is now hanging on my wall.
Yes, that is Jesus, and the reason he looks a little funny is because that is a holographic image. From one angle you get happy jesus, from the other you get sat jesus.
Also, that is in fact an electrical cord hanging from it, because it plugs in and LIGHTS THE FUCK UP.
Honestly, I don’t know why my roommate didn’t let me hang it up in the living room. Sigh. No taste.